My real dad used to listen to the Grateful Dead and loved Shakedown Street. Seems like I have been living there recently. Finding other vampire society is always an interesting learning experience. So this prince of something called the Camarilla decided to shake me down for like 60% of my little business. I really didn't think I was going to 'get' him when that huge 40 story building came down on him and the other Primagens. Creating a large power vacuum, the huge sucking sound you hear if your in the LA area nowadays. Then I was approached by some of the others who really wanted to pick up the vacuum and offered me a 'buyout'. Well it wasn't a buyout since they retracted the payments and things we had agreed on. So there was another explosion. Granted it was alot bigger than I had thought. But thats gnomes for you.

So now since you all can't seem to stop trying to come after me I guess I will now do something semi drastic and drop off the earth. So if your looking for me good luck and be prepared for some retribution. Most of you other so called vampires are some petty motherfuckers and don't really deserve anything from me or my allies, and I'm busy with other pressing matters anyway.